Bunch of conspirators gather online
(modern technology enables creativity)

Didn’t really know the game had started
checked in this morning
(always the last to know)
(why do you have no balls,
how do you expect me to dominate the world this way)
(whine whine whine)

who the hell is that
how do you even pronounce that name
jesus—

oh hello little one

Still, it’s better to know you’re on our side
all the more people to laugh muahahaha with.