FRIENDS
PALESTINIANS
COUNTRYLLAMAS
LEND ME YOUR EARS
HEAR ME FOR MY CAUSE

EVEN THOUGH MANY
HAVE FALLEN INTO THE GRIP
OF SLAVEDRIVERS,
WE SHALL NOT FLAG OR FAIL.
WE SHALL GO ON TO THE END.
WE SHALL FIGHT IN THE DUNES AND THE DESERTS.
WE SHALL FIGHT WITH GROWING CONFIDENCE AND GROWING STRENGTH.
WE SHALL DEFEND OUR RIGHTS
NO MATTER WHAT THE COST MAY BE

SO TODAY
I WOULD SAY TO ALL OF YOU
THAT I HAVE NOTHING TO OFFER
BUT BLOOD, TOIL, TEARS, SWEAT
AND SPIT.
LOTS OF SPIT.

WAIT, LLAMAS DON’T SPEAK
BUT WE CAN SURE SPIT
OR WERE THOSE OUR COUSINS, THE CAMELS?
GODDAMN FOREIGN TALENT.

TELL YOU WHAT:
LET’S OUTSOURCE THE TERRORISM
TO OUR FRIENDS WITH THE LADY LUMPS .