“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

There’s pretty much only one thing that will undoubtedly happen to every one of us, but scares the living crap out of all but the most insane among us. Pardon my French, but death is a cunt of a muse.

Love the “paper face” line. Very interesting thoughts here. But dis guy ^ up there. He used a Portal quote. Oh mah lawdy.

that’s where I knew it from!

As sad as this is, I really appreciate the nod to how special the relationship with our moms can be.

I fear the idea that nothing we do can ever change us.