I was trying to get in my cardio the other day when I overheard some muscle-bound men grunting out a conversation while one spotted for the other.

“Did you hear?”, said the one who was lifting. ”Mike dropped a weight when he was benching the other day. Nearly broke his spotter’s foot.”

“Ouch.”, the current spotter replied. “Who was the unlucky fella?”

“It was that kid. You know, with the red hair and the big smile.”

“You mean Brian?! Man, that faggot must have cried a fucking river.” The guy was snickering like nobody’s business.

“Mmmm well he was reaching up to finish his set when his hand just…. slipped.”

“Owwwww! You bastard! Fucking fucking fuck FUCK!”

“What a nancy. Brian took it like a man.”