Whilst this isn’t directions per se, I still love it. I adore the characterisation of these people. They sound like dudes. I just love:

“Well stop it. It’s not helping. My silver linings are always like finding five nickels after losing fifty bucks. It doesn’t actually make me feel any better. And thinking about all the other less fortunate fucks out there makes me feel even worse because then I feel guilty about feeling bad. Can’t I just feel bad when something bad happens?”

It kinda echoes my sentiments.

Hey! They’re going to a beach. Isn’t that a direction?