“You should act more like Washington.”

“Washington? But she’s a chick. Or rather… a female AI.”

“Fine. Then act like a chick.”

“Oh? You want me to act like a chick then? Okay, sure.”

“Oh, lord.”

“It’s hot in here! Nobody likes me! I need a man! This dress makes me look fat!”

“Jefferson. Shut up. You might be the worst AI anyone could ever get plagued with.”

“You told me to act like a chick.”

“Well I’ll never make that mistake again.”

“Damn straight.”