I’m so confused

I love it! Especially “but I’m the one that looks dangerous rocks.” :D

‘Perception to bark’ – oh, if only I could be so profound. :)

Box-shaped bread valley sounds like a poor translation for ‘breadbowl’.

the bread happened from Latin to German, I think. A river shines through it ;-)

Yeah, I think so too. Google can’t contextualise!

Your excellent poem has been butchered! But, hey, I liked the first version a lot.

Indeed…still not sure how the bread part came about though.