I guess I shoulda known
By the way u went to eat at Friday’s
That it wouldnt last
See youre the kinda person
That believes in makin me lunch
Rather than cooking breakfast
I guess I smelled the crumbs
cuz u had a pocket full of crackers
Triscuits and a packet of cashews
But it was saturday night
I guess that makes it all right
And u say I’m the freshest of produce?

Little red courgette
Zucchini, you’ve got no fat
Little red courgette
U need to add some salt to that

I guess I shoulda ordered fries
When u drove me 2 the place
Where dessert courses are free
cuz I felt a little ill
When I saw all the pictures
Of those veggies that nauseate me

Believe it or not
I started to worry
I wondered if I had the right class

But it was saturday night
I guess that makes it all right
And u say, baby, I hope you don’t have gas

Little red courgette
Zucchini, youre much 2 French, yes u r
Little red courgette
The lima beans are going fast, tonite

Move over baby
Hand me the cheese
Im gonna souffle your little red aubergine