Dear Father, sir,
Please wallop me
I’ve misbehaved quite gravely.
It’s punishment
That I deserve
And I shall face it bravely.

I took a pint
Of fuchsia ink
And pour’d it in the fishtank.
The fish all
Floated casu’lly
And made a sound like Psssh-dank!

Come wallop me
Come knock me down
Dear Sir, here is the flogger!
I’ll take it like a man
No tears
I’ll be a pain live-blogger.

Or, second thought:
Please call the nanny
The one who’s so attractive.
I’ve fancied her
For many years.
It’s time to be more active!
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I’m sorry for this slightly torrid
Shocker of a poem.
Some naughty individual typed these words,
But I don’t know ’em.

IF YOU WISH: Reaver19, I leave you these words: TOASTER, MAGNIFY, and WRENCH