Love it! Right from the first sentence I knew what it was about… I CONSTANTLY have to say to people, “You’re seriously not that important.” I am going to cut and paste this and send it to a friend who constantly texts other people whenever I see her.

Yeah! Let’s have a go at that attitude to people. It was years before I got a mobile phone and, even now, it usually sits silent in my pocket. Hate the damn things.

Love the rant. Just one little typo: you need “there’s” rather than “theirs” in “theirs lots of people around”.

Rave on, sibling.