Sakes alive. After this story I’ll have such a hangover. Merry Christmas all, and have these Magis’ gifts: Fob, Watch, and Wig

Nicely absurd. I’m so pleased that I know the song he’s singing! Just to check, you did mean to have him miss-say “crush”, as it adds a nice counterpoint to the claim of him not being really drunk.

Yes, certainly! He, like myself, has a sad crush on making bad puns. :D