Do not tell me to find specifc details in three months’ worth of info.
Do not ask me to take eight finals at the same time.
Do not make me study eight pages worth of events and dates.
Do not tell me that most of your students fail the course.
Do not suggest that I should work until midnight in order to pass tests.
Do not give me questions that have more than one answer.
Do not ask me if I feel comfortable with taking exams.
Do not announce that you aren’t available and I’m thus on my own, seemingly for eternity.
Do not ignore my ten billion emails that are labeled URGENT.
Do not tell me you will call me and then you don’t call me.
Do not scare me with ominous “You will fail” newsletters.

DO NOT MAKE MY EYE TWITCH! GOSH! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? DO YOU TAKE TERROR CLASSES IN COLLEGE SO YOU KNOW HOW TO FREAK ME OUT? DO YOU ENJOY STRESSING ME OUT? DO YOU LIKE DROPPING ANNOYING SURPRISES ON ME?

LEAVE ME aloooooone…