Fantastic! I love, and am impressed by, how you kept up the theme in each stanza without it sounding forced. My favourite is the second, the end of “just a wretched play-wright!” is so delightful

Thanks very much! The target 3 words were taken care of in the first stanza, so I thought it would be fun to keep the idea going. The “towed” PS was a self indulgence. :D