In all her years as a truckstop waitress, Emma Sue had never faced such a dilemma. Torn between the professed love of two of her regulars, she couldn’t make up her mind of who she should run off with. Bubba had always been there through all 7 of her divorces, plus he had an impressive belt buckle collection. Wendell had been there for her too, at least when he was on parole. There was something about his knowledge of transmissions that made him irresistable, along with his rusty out Ford Pinto. What is this girl gonna do?