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The Vegetable Incident

Otto had stopped taking laxatives recreationally. He was determined to change his life. After purging most of the velour from his wardrobe, he decided to take his liquid asparagus diet seriously. Still, he needed to save money to carry out his new years resolution. He promised himself that he’d travel to Clyde, Ohio and lick every single parking meter. Unfortunately, authorities said he couldn’t leave town until that ‘vegetable incident’ at Kroger’s supermarket was straightened out.

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