It Came From The Continuity Community!
A community of nerds saw the latest “Cowzilla” movie, and began complaining about continuity.
“They said he was born in September, but in Cowzilla’s Return, they said he was born in August!”
“They changed the Professor’s name to Dan when his name was Daniel in the previous four movies!”
“They said I was a nerd!”
All of this complaining created a monster so terrible it had to be given a really cheesy name to keep the feel from being ruined… Discontinuity Monster!
He could annoy someone in 3 minutes!
He can use his glasses to toast ants on the sidewalk!
But worst of all,
He doesn’t destroy Tokyo!
Only one thing can defeat him!