If you can watch me dance to no music and not criticize me, you are a noble human.
If you can listen to my rants and not laugh at me, you are a wonderful person.
If you can hear me mess up sentences and not think I’m stupid, you are a fair judge.
If you can watch my expressions and not think I’m immature, you are a nice friend.
If you can laugh at my sense of humor, you are a great conversationalist.
If you can help me when I’m in pain, you are a good samaritan.
If you can understand me at any time, you are an amazing confidant.

If you can do all this, I will do the same for you. I promise.