Skit: The World's Worst DJ (Day 23)
Euphoria stomps into the strip club’s DJ booth.
Euphoria: What the hell was that?
DJ Charlemagne Champagne: Nuh-uh, you know the drill.
Euphoria: I ain’t playing around.
DJ Charlemagne Champagne turns around and starts to put on his headphones.
Euphoria: Wait! Okay.
Euphoria leaves, closes the door behind her and gently knocks on it.
DJ Charlemagne Champagne: Come in!
Euphoria enters.
Euphoria: DJ Charlemagne Champagne?
DJ Charlemagne Champagne: How can I help you?
Euphoria: Seriously, what the hell was that? How am I supposed to dance to ‘Man in the Mirror’?
DJ Charlemagne Champagne: You said you could dance to anything. I’m helping you out by challenging you. This is hard mode, girl. Don’t worry though, I got faith in you.
Euphoria: Speaking of Faith, she said you played ‘Dude Looks Like a Lady’ for her last night.
DJ Charlemagne Champagne: I thought I was doing him a favor.
Euphoria: Faith is a girl!
DJ Charlemagne Champagne: If you say so. I was going to play ‘Who Let the Dogs Out’. Woof.