stuff in my pockets
car keys wallet and small change
and something like lint
:
never has there been
a haiku about waffles
that is until now
:
toothbrush oh toothbrush
I try to keep you free of
crusty gel boogers
:
religion should be
more than passing judgement on
everyone else dude
:
I will not make it
through this next office meeting
we’re out of coffee
:
A hangover gives
you the ability to
hear light pass through glass
:
let us find the man
who created the iron
and beat him senseless
:
where did the naked
people post their pics before
we had Internet