A Batch of Haikus - Fresh from the Mental Oven

stuff in my pockets
car keys wallet and small change
and something like lint
never has there been
a haiku about waffles
that is until now
toothbrush oh toothbrush
I try to keep you free of
crusty gel boogers
religion should be
more than passing judgement on
everyone else dude
I will not make it
through this next office meeting
we’re out of coffee
A hangover gives
you the ability to
hear light pass through glass
let us find the man
who created the iron
and beat him senseless
where did the naked
people post their pics before
we had Internet

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