HA! The ending… that’s funny. You’ve declared war on winter. Bleak, hyperbolic descriptions. I really needed that bit of humor at the end to bring me back from the brink, albeit dark humor. Maybe taking up skiing would cheer you up ;)
I had an image of a giant icicle falling from the height of a twenty story building. I shivered.
This is a very funny anti-snow campaign! ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT SNOW! DON’T LET IT HAPPEN IN YOUR TOWN! TAKE ACTION NOW! NO 2 SNOW!
The beginning was nicely poetic, then it got downright sinister and dark after that. I liked the second part best.
Projectile-vomit. Hehehe.
Oh.Well done!