I present to you tale that encompasses the whole of the events which took place just to -seemingly – twist and invert my entire state of being. It won’t take longer than a minute, so please, sit; I would enjoy telling you about my rise to power as a prince.

I was conceived and reared in a town known as Philadelphia, where I would pass my days on the local entertainment grounds. I would lounge about to my fullest extent or – when the the mood struck me – I would participate in the games the other local children would play; I excelled in basketball.

One fateful day, there came a duo of malcontents who seemed hell-bent on causing mayhem and destruction in my homeland. I suppose it was inevitable that I would tussle with these hooligans, but my mother saw nothing but the end result: I would be a target from here on out. She demanded that I pack my belongs at once and go live with her sister and her brother-in-law in the far off land of Bel-Air.