Mary’s such a whimp. I mean, I know she’s a girl, and all that, but she’s so squeamish. And she smells funny, too. I think it’s all that weird stuff she eats. My mom says it ain’t healthy to eat all that dairy products. She farts a lot, too.
I saw her, the other day, sitting on a footstool eating that gunky cheesy stuff, when this little itty bitty bug; a spider, comes down his little wire a lands on the stool.
When she saw it, she shrieked like she was being attacked by a dinosaur or something. I’ve never seen Mary Muffet run so far so fast, like that. She screamed all the way to her house.
Me?
I laughed my fanny off.