“Damn, she’s hot.”
“Yeah.”
“You like that?”
“I loooove me some of that.”
“Dude, go over there and talk to her.”"
“Naw, see I’m like a fisherman, sure I might drop her a line but I ain’t gonna go to her. She’s gotta come to me.”
“Pfft, pussy.”
“Fine, watch this.”

struts his chest out and cups his crotch

“Hey baby, you want some of this?”

She jabs out a middle finger

“See, she wants me.”

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