*Warning: may contain nuts

Warning: may contain traces of resentment, anger, and hatred.

Manufactured in a facility that also processes anxiety, paranoia, and self-doubt.

Keep in a cool, isolated place.


Social separation naturally occurs with this product. Stir fully before use.


Heat after opening.

Discard unused potential promptly.

Consume within 28 years of opening.

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