This is a bit of an exaggerated representation of my own speech, and my interpretations of Manhattan and Long Island accents. Accuracy not guarenteed.

And when I say New Yorkers, I mean everybody, the Boroughers, the LawnGuilanders, and the Upstaters (as broad a term that is…)

It’s terribly hard to capture accent and dialect in writing, but I think that here you’ve managed a really good job of representing some of the more subtle differences between the groups you’ve chosen.

Thanks. It makes an interesting and different approach to the challenge.

this is really cool to read cuz when you read it out loud you totally get what you are trying to convey. good job!

I found it amusing and made me think. How do i sound to everyone else. I live in the suburbs and my dad used to live in the city. He laughs at my accent sometimes.

Dialects are funny all over the country, we had to watch a movie once where people were interviewed all over the country telling what accent they thought was weirdest. It was spliced so it was like a chain, someone would say southern, a southerner would say Brooklyn, a Brooklyn-er, would say someone else.. you get the picture. We giggled at their accents!
Great job attempting to convey an accent in written form!