You know what you can do just by going to a store? You can make weapons easily. Maybe not too effective, but you can cause enough trouble with the following items:
Disposable cameras
paper clips
a screwdriver
tin cans
pork fat
glass cans
gasoline
shoelaces
matches

Not impressive, but good enough. This place oppresses us. It needs to end. I’m going to start it, maybe you can finish it. I’m not going to tell you how to use these items, or how to escape a straitjacket and ‘cuffs, but these tasks can be done with enough practice. Help me. Please, for the good of the people of this land, we must act as soon as possible. wait oh god they found me pressing send now if you can see this helpsah’fasdkjh sdaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa