So you are out on the dancefloor (i’m talking ballroom dancing here). Crusing around, enjoying your partners company as you effortlessly glide through intricate figures and patterns. Sure, the floor may be crowded, but for the most part everyone is able to move around just fine.

And then suddenly, it happens. In mid-step you feel a rude bump, throwing you and your partner off balance and ruining the atmosphere. you look up, and there goes the guy who just cleaned you up, not even a acknowledgement that he has left you bruise and inelegantly stranded on the floor. and whats worse, he’s not even in time. Not even doing the CORRECT dance!!!

Is it that hard to dance the same dance that everyone else around you is doing? you dont have to do the same figures, or anything, but at least stick with the same style so you have some chance of being in time And not running into anyone!! if you really want to dance a dance… all you need to do is ask the DJ to play one for yoU!