People are often surprised when I offer them simple solutions
To challenging problems.
They seldom had considered such direct remedies
As those which I suggest.

Happiness is just a blade away
When you make the choice
To welcome evil options
As well as kindness.

When conflicts arise
We must overcome them
Quickly
And without waste.
Do not be afraid to

Liquidate your competition
If the need arises,

Mr. President.