“Question one, what is the most important thing in the world?”
“Um, love?”
“Hmm, interesting, very interesting.”
“What is?”
“Oh, nothing…Question two, what is the most important thing in the world?”
“Didn’t I just answer that question?”
“Very good sir! Not too many people notice that, however, unfortunately, you answered wrong both times.”
“I answered wrong? I didn’t realize there was a correct answer”
“Oh yes, there most certainly is.”
“Well, what is it?”
“I’m afraid I’m not allowed to tell you, sir. Question three, if given the job, what would be your first act?"
“Well I guess I’d cure cancer, and hunger and uh. Is something wrong?”
“No sir, these are very common answers. It’s just that, I don’t think this is going to be a good fit.”
“What do you mean, why not?”
“Would you like to continue the interview anyway? Very well, question four, how do you feel about having a son?”
“Neutral, I suppose.”
“Okay, what are your thoughts on killing said son?”
“I think we’re done here.”
“My thoughts exactly, sir”