That’s tough. Let’s see if I pulled this off.

I like the description in the last line, but I’m confused. If he got shot down how come he can hear the other person celebrating? Did he turn sides?

He didn’t get shot down. Something else blew up.

Edited. Let’s see if that helps.

I can’t decide if this story is sacrilegious or brilliant. Maybe it’s both!

Late to the party, but love the story.

any star wars quote without Jar Jar works for me.

Unless I get a bad feeling about this.

I thought it was sacribrilliant – or was that sacrilicious?

Cute story. Proof that sometimes you don’t have to use all 1024 characters to make a good one.