As always, a humorous, well crafted, and dialectic read. You have a thing for accents and phrases. Not just because this is an idiom challenge, but because you just always choose colorful characters oozing with personality and grit.

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Great job, thanks for entering. Sorry for the late recognition.

If you’d left out “men”, I would’ve been happy to imagine these were men OR dogs conversing, basically turning this into two “tails”.

You also seem to have mastered cultural jargon, terms and accents. It made for a grest read. Simple things like using jargon, cultural dialects and the such, set’s a time and a place and can even create an entire environment for the reader….and that saves a lot of explaining or “setting up a scene”. We have a lot to learn from you.

*great *sets