I have to say, this is the worst 99 cents I ever spent.

Sure, it sounded like a good idea when I downloaded it. A time travel app on my phone. Who wouldn’t want that?

Of course, the thing they don’t mention in the product description is that you need a good cellular signal to use it. And there are no cell towers in the Cretaceous Period. No bars is most definitely not gonna cut it.

On top of it all, this time jump drained my battery to three percent. I can’t even take a picture of that iguanodon over there.

Oh well. At least I have Candy Crush until I figure out what to do about this situation.

You can be sure my review in the App Store is going to be “No Stars…”