That does put a damper on the situation. Probably a good thing, since the eddies and currents would really get flowing with a caffeine injection. Of course, the coffee girl might not care for coffee as well and the ‘two particles’ may collide after all. :)

Good point, BiC.
I think you’ve captured the crush very well. Sometimes the more you convince yourself that something is pointless, the more you dwell on it wondering why or what it is rather than dismiss it.
Next thing you know, you’re having coffee in your dreams.

Thankfully she’s not a doctor, you might be getting unneeded surgery. You’d be asleep anyway.

I had a crush on a guy who worked in a shoe store. I wasn’t so in lust to warrant shoes, but I bought a lot of socks!