That was epic in its hilarity. I loved the bad grammar and the bombast of it all. Nice continuation of the story within the story as well as along the meta-theme (did I just use “meta”?) of the ficly universe.

You’ll never find the pen!
Heck, I can’t even find the Library half the time..
Sanglorian, a villain from within! Go out to the garden, I dare you!
Oh the grammar..I think I need to sit down.

I feel like I’m missing something. Might I visit the Ficly House sometime?

HAHAHAHAHA! That was brilliant