HAH! It’s funny to admit but I have an extraterrestrial phobia, it may as well be a bit of an enthusiasm as well, but this story hit home in a way I never thought of before. I’m a big fan of breaking down the 4th wall and you did it quite comically. Overall a good ficlet :)
A-ha, you got me. I should have seen it coming with the title. The offhanded tone works well here. I love it when Ficly has fun stories like this. I hope it spawns a sequel.
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