I hope the eagles will come by to lift Hank out of his trough of troubles! I like the hazy, painful, sort of woozy feeling of the opening. It’s funny how the feeling goes away… ;-)
Also I like the acronym, even if it sets off my acrophobia! I’m also afraid of long haired cats, by the way, which is called angoraphobia.

Damn these drunken mounties! A nice stab at the challenge, if a little heavy on the lyrics.

Heavy on the lyrics? It is the lyrics! I just wrote a story around them. Plagiarism?

I’m sure someone will happen along and pull him out…

I like it, but don’t understand why Hank pushed through swinging doors twice.