New Strides In Kielbasiology

Since his near-death experience on the operating table, life took on a new meaning with Otto. Eyewitnesses reported the forklift that he was operating shifted, and the entire pallet of APA Guideline textbooks landed on him. Medical professionals, at that point, thought his outlook was dim. However, it was a day of miracles. A world-renowned surgeon from Shendo, PA happened to be at a nearby conference when Otto had his brush with death. As it turns out, Dr. DaFrick was pioneering a new technique of using synthetic kielbasi to replace flesh with life-threatening pallet crushing injuries. The doctor was called to the local hospital by one of the residents who saw his lecture on kielbasiology. Otto was grateful to be alive, even when presented with a bill for $462.

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