Who's Afraid Of Canadians?
Having the right wrestling name, the recruiter had told him, would make all of the difference. Ideally, it should in strike fear into the hearts of his enemies and intrigue in the minds of his fans. Other than suggesting using a location name and some alliterative term that described a physical action, the recruiter was no help at all. Let’s see..the Shendo Slammer? No. The Pottsville Pusher? No. It should be something scarier. More mysterious. What about the Mongolian Mangler? No. The Botswana Basher? No. The Canadian Crusher? Definitely not. Who’s afraid of Canadians?!?! I KNOW. The GUATAMALAN RIPPLE! The right mix of distance and mystery.