“Yeah, I did. It’s funny, you know we’re like a big family. Except when Brittany is being a bitch. Oh, when that little slut borrows my clothes without even asking… I would like to wrap my manicured hands around her skinny little neck and… oh! Hmm… anyway, yeah. It’s like we’re family. For instance, last night I was walking home after working at the soup kitchen right outside of campus and I saw Jessica—Jessica Riley, you know—in a car with a boy. Well, I could only really see the top of her head bobbing up and down, but you know, girls have a sense for when things are wrong? Well, this sister was obviously in need of some help. I mean, no respectable girl would be caught in the middle of something like that! I mean, we have a reputation to uphold! So, I did what any other sister would do. I went up to the car, knocked on the window and stood there until I was noticed and Jessica got out of the car. I made her walk back with me to the House. Anyway, it’s all for the best. See? Family.”