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The Palmthrust

In the continent of Antarctica there was a palmthrust master by the name of Brandon D . He spent most of his days meditating and beating up penguins but then during one intense meditation ceremony he had a premonition that a young boy by the name of Grayson would come and try to learn his palmthrust moves. Brandon didn’t pay attention to this premonition because he was cocky and arrogant. But then in the middle of the next day he came!!!!! Brandon was in a bad mood because he got beaten up by an enraged penguin. So when Grayson came he charged up his ultimate coolest sweetest palm thrust and he palm thrusted him right in the gluteus maximus and Grayson went flying in the ocean never to be seen again Brandon then turned away with a grim smile on his face and said “Well that’s the end of that hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahlol.”

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