The word of the day is flounder.

http://dictionary.reference.com/wordoftheday/archive/2013/04/25.html

Very nice piece, I had to stifle a laugh or two. It captures the essence of the word rather well.

If Roger was a fish he’d be flopping around and hitting everyone in the face. Poor guy. Hopefully his nerves are truly based only on the attractiveness of his partner in conversation.

It might say a little too much about me that when I read “grantastic” all I could think of was a similar word-hybrid… from Mean Girls. This was wonderful though, perfect for the word and lighthearted enough to make me smile.

I love how candid this is! It feels so genuine and is truly very funny. I loved reading this!

I want there to be a kind of Before Sunrise/Sunset/Midnight type of thing built out of this.
Really, I just want to read about these characters again…
=D

haha this was hilariously lovely :D

*Deleted comment, didn’t understand the challenge. Apologies.

Great! I was wincing for the poor guy the whole time. The receptionist is unnaturally nice, though.