Oven: Part 1
I do my best when my back’s against the wall…which it always is. And I’m always hot. Or should I say en fuego? People need to be careful with me or else they’ll get burned. What’s that? You think I sound arrogant? It’s not arrogant if it’s true. I don’t make mistakes; I only do what my masters (or idiots, usually) tell me to do. They can yell and curse at me all they want, but they should just look at a mirror and yell and curse at themselves. You get of me what you put in to me. Yep, being an oven’s great.