Hi, Kickstarter!

The man we’re holding (picture above) is William Roche. The price for his safe return is five million dollars.

He’s the owner and CEO of Roche Chemical Industries. What kind of chemicals does RCI produce? All kinds. Most of which produce toxic byproducts that cause birth defects, cancer, neurological degeneration, and various other maladies upon exposure. Exposure that can happen—and has!—if dumped into a municipal water supply.

Obviously, Roche & company have caused untold misery for so many people.

But if you’re one of them, this is your chance for revenge!

If we get funded, before we receive the ransom from his family, we will execute him by slowly lowering him into a tub of hydrofluoric acid over a live webstream! (That’s a trick we learned from Breaking Bad, folks!)

And as a stretch goal, for every extra $200,000, before he’s executed, we will expose him to one of the many chemical byproducts his factories have dumped — possibly into a waterway near you!

Donate today!