I’ve never spent this much time writing a Ficly, thanks for the challenge.

No matter how I read the choices, the only way it would work for me was to write it in first person, which was another challenge in itself, thanks for that too.

And you did a good job with it too. There’s some punctuation that I’d do differently and one of your perpetual self-admitted problems with its/it’s. Otherwise, solid.

That’s one hell of a binge drinking story. I wonder if you could get away with removing the quotation marks on each paragraph. Since it’s a monologue, we don’t really need them.