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The Legend of the Fabled Steel Toe

There was a boy named Eric. Now Eric was a good boy besides the fact that he couldn’t properly function without his Xbox 360. He really hated it when his pa whose name was Paul came home drunk and start yelling at Eric in the middle of a important Xbox live match. Eric realized that he had to get cooler friends so he befriended the creepy but zany emo’s whose names were Tiana and Shawna he started to hang out with them just a bit but then they because they craved the company of boys and people generally stay away from them decided to use their emo magic to make Eric stay with them more. That’s what he did because their magic is very potent but then their anger and resentment towards adults started to rub off on Eric so when his dad came home in a drunken stupor and started yelling at Eric and his mom Eric decided to take action. He picked up his Xbox and jabbed his dad in the solar plexus but his dad wasn’t hurt. Paul then picked up Eric and dipped his toe in steel. That is how the steel toe came to be.

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