I get a particularly vivid and weird Yorkshire/Cockney/Australian buzz when reading this, and it wasn’t until I read the tags that I could make out what was happening. It nearly manages the challenge criteria (4 k’s, 3 m’s and a y).

Well that was bizarre, but an impressive attempt at the challenge.

Thanks folks – and good catch on the errant ks, ms and ys. I’ve removed them.

You do Austen in the Outback very well, and with the crazy syntax it is rather like reading something written in an ancient, forgotten computer language. Great and very original entry in a tricky challenge.