Hey! I was in the middle of sipping a drink when I read the last sentence. You owe me a new keyboard.

sorry, that was a gem I have been trying to use for weeks…

That was fun, including the law firm name, a classic. I like the tension here between how freaked he is and his very practiced art of working the floor.

Second what THX says – the nervous energy, verging on hysteria, comes through very clearly. And, of course, extra points are awarded for the ‘cleavage’ line.

Nit; it’s Friday. 8)