I love this character; it is quirky and unpredictable which makes me want to read more. Although I dont see why you have formatted it to read as a poem. I think it would read fine as a straight story.

Curve = Curb

Ha ha. I do love a good dark comedy. I really liked the first paragraph.

Sadly enough this is not an atypical presentation of OCD (Obsessive Compulsive Disorder). Nicely described with just the right voice, I thought.

Thanks! Mental disorders can be interesting.