the Alien is lactose intolerant. they all are!

lol, great prequel! I love that Bruce is still the heavy and the alien gets drunk on milk!

Bizarre, a little hard to follow but really sets up a lot of information from a larger scope within a smaller interaction.

The title really caught me :P I especially like how the feel of your writing returned to the same humor at the end of this piece. I do agree with 0477 though, that in the first paragraph it was a little hard to follow – for me, in the second to last sentence (what’s the ‘this’ referred to?) Nonetheless a fun opener :D

Bruce is a con man.

He gets these terribly polite and trusting aliens drunk (on milk) and then takes them to the TV studios to be used as disposable extras.